Dear London
We have been together for a long time now. We have had some amazing times and experiences together, and lets face it, some pretty crap times as well. But you know as well as I do that the spark has gone out of our relationship.
Ok, to be honest, I have found somewhere else. We have been flirting with each other for a while now and I have decided to make it more formal. We have agreed on an open relationship for a while and I am going to be seeing other places as well. I hope you will understand what an amazing opportunity this is for me and I am sure, London, that you have an amazing future ahead of you without me.
I will never forget you London. You have many amazing qualities going for you . Yeah, there are admittedly a few things you need to work on, but I think you are aware of those aren’t you?
We will still see each other. After all, we have quite a few friends in common.
All the best.
Simon
